Shize™ Raw Meat

Shize™ Raw Meat is the 26th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

History
Shize™ Raw Meat was one of the final nails in the coffin that spelled the end of the Sheez™ corporation. Desperate to try and capitalise on the recent health-conscious crazes of the time, Sheez™ attempted to produce a protein soda that would be marketed towards young to middle-aged adults. Unfortunately, due to several mistranslations, Shize™ Raw Meat was not well received... because nobody wanted to drink something that sounded like it tasted like raw meat.

Description
Shize™ Raw Meat might look a bit unpleasant, but inside beats the heart of a passionate lover. If you can look past the less-than-stellar reputation they've built for themselves, you might find something special there.

Likes and Dislikes
Likes: Steak, Lamb, Cottage Pie, Chicken, Eggs, Octopus Rings

Dislikes: Vegetables, Emotional Vulnerability, Brand Managers

Quotes
"Mmm... Meaty..." - Greeting quote

Success

 * "Meaty..."
 * *Blue Moan*
 * *Medium-Rare Moan*
 * "Mmm..."
 * *Well-Done Gasp*
 * *Visceral Squirt Sound* - Level Complete

Failure

 * *Choking Sound*
 * *Angry Hiss*
 * "Eck!"

Trivia

 * This can is not wearing anything, but is instead wrapped up in an undulating octopus tentacle.
 * The background for this level is an abandoned warehouse.