Shize™ Four Cheese

Shize™ Four Cheese is the 23rd playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

History
Shize™ Four Cheese was the first drink launched after the Russian company Sheez™ PJSC acquired Shize™ in 2001. Emboldened by the relative success of their previous formulas, Cold Beet Stew and Canada Shy, the new direction of the company began with a series of controversial yet interesting new flavors. Shize™ Four Cheese was surprisingly well received in the Northern English market, where it became a traditional drink on Plough Monday.

Description
Shize™ Four Cheese is a strong personality, but everybody enjoys them, whether in small nibbles or gooey cascades. Warm and outgoing, they have a way of making everyone feel comfortable around them and prefer to focus on the good and simple things in life. Their puns may be a bit tacky, but their guffaws are contagious.

Likes and Dislikes
Likes: Puns, Charcuterie Boards, Coen Brothers Movies, Raclette Parties

Dislikes: Running, Politics, Mustaches, Cynicism

Quotes
"Oh 'ello! How you doin? You must BRIE the talk of the town!" - Greeting quote

Success

 * "Oo I WHEELY liked that!"
 * *Cheeky Cheesy Chuckle*
 * *Dairy Based Tee-Hee
 * "Talk CURDy to me!"
 * "Oh My!"
 * "FETA not stop!"
 * "Ohhh goodness! Oooo! Oh you Roquefort my world!" - Level Complete

Failure

 * *Unpleasant Cheesy Sound*'
 * "Oh dear..."
 * *Cheesy Sadness*
 * ''"You can do FETA than that!"

Trivia

 * This can is seen wearing a pair of thick hipster frames and a spotted bow-tie.
 * The background for this level is an open green pasture.