Shize™ Cream Tea

Shize™ Cream Tea is the 5th playable can in the Hot and Steamy DLC, and the overall 34th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

Description
To celebrate being granted the Royal Warrant for soda manufacturing, Shize™️ LLC released a flavor worthy of one of the longest reigning sovereigns in the world in 1990. The reception was truly majestic:


 * ''To John Shize III,


 * ''The Queen wishes me to write and thank you for the delicious flavour you have created specially for her. She's ever so grateful.


 * ''Her Majesty was delighted to discover Shize™️ Cream Tea abides to Her highest of highest standards.


 * ''I am to send The Queen's good wishes to you and your family, and to once again, thank you for this illustious new invention.


 * ''All the best, Candice Cannes, Lady-in-waiting

Quotes
"Oh I say... D'you prefer the jam first? ...or the cream...?" - Greeting quote

Success

 * *Haughty Chuckle*
 * "Yes..."
 * *Jubilant Laughter*
 * *Posh Shudder*
 * "Ohhh myyyy..."
 * "Mmh!!!"
 * "Oh-f-Oh-for QUEEN AND COUNTRY! RULE BRITANNIA" *Sumptuous Mumbles* - Level Complete

Failure

 * "Eurgh..."
 * "Well that's just not cricket..."
 * "Oh how undesirable..."
 * *Repulsed Yelp*
 * *Displeased Gasp*
 * "REALLY?!"
 * *Scoffs*
 * *Wretches*

Trivia

 * This can is seen wearing an elegant gilded monocle, and a Tudor-esque Royal ruffled collar.
 * The background for this level is a tiled palace interior.
 * Shize™ Cream Tea is voiced by Gregory Holgate, AKA The Stupendium.
 * The background music is "Cream Tea" by Chel Wong.