Shize™ Sardine Surprise

Shize™ Sardine Surprise is the 27th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

History
In 2017, John Shize III announced that Shize™ LLC would be diversifying the business into fishery, submersibles, and ocean exploration, stating in LIME Magazine, "The seas are a bountiful place. There have been more people on the surface of the moon than to the bottom of the Mariana Trench! In my years of travelling the world alone, I've learned much about what waits down in the abyss, what they left behind for us- and now with Shize™ Fisheries, we shall bring it all to the surface... for my son."

Description
It's literally a can of sardines.

What do you want from me?

Likes and Dislikes
Likes: The Ocean

Dislikes: The Land

Quotes
"Come Matey! Time to play with me Jolly Rodger!" - Greeting quote

Success

 * "Bucko!"
 * "Oh ya Laddie!"
 * "Matey!"
 * "Oh-ho-ho matey!"
 * "Keep goin'"
 * "Again me Hearty!"
 * *Happy Booty Sounds*
 * "Clear the deck! There she blows!" - Level Complete

Failure

 * "Blimey ya dog..."
 * "Oh me rope's end..."
 * *Grumpy Pirate Sounds*
 * "Ya turd-bucket!"
 * "Ya WENCH!"
 * "Ya absolute bunghole!"
 * "Landlubber!"

Trivia

 * This can is not wearing anything.
 * This is the only non-cylindrical can in the game.
 * The background for this level is a fishing museum.