Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew

Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew is the 22nd playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

History
In 1999, Russian bootleg company Sheez™ put their own spin on the market of carbonated drinks. Inspired by a family recipe, Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew became a major hit in the Eastern European market. John Shize III, with a visible wince of disgust, described the drink as "coarse", but Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew would, in time, allow Sheez™'s directives to take hold of his company.

Description
Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew is a demanding lover. Try as you might to impress them, it will not happen. Still, they have a weirdly irresistible know-how semblance and don't beat around the bush when it comes to rough play. A few rounds with them will be enough to create memories to last for a lifetime... for better or for worse.

Likes and Dislikes
Likes: Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica, Beyonce

Dislikes: Monogamy, Curry, Capitalism

Quotes
"Let's get this over with. I don't have high hopes for you but... prove me wrong." - Greeting quote

Success

 * "Beet me."
 * "Da!"
 * "Oh!"
 * "Mmh."
 * "Oh there we go. Well, it was marginally better than my husband." - Level Complete

Failure

 * "Pathetic."
 * *Unimpressed Sigh*
 * *Disappointed Shrug*
 * "Meh..."
 * "Don't beet around the bush..."

Trivia

 * This can is seen wearing fishnet stockings and is smoking a cigarette.
 * The background for this level is a storm drain.
 * Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew's likes are a reference to an episode of The Office.