Sheez™ PJSC

Sheez™ Public Joint-Stock Company (PJSC) was a rival company of Shize™️ LLC. It was based in Russia.

History
Sheez™ enjoyed significant success in its starting market of Eastern Bloc countries, with flavours like Cold Beet Stew taking the market by storm. Subsequent products such as Canada Shy did not perform quite so well, but decently enough that Sheez™ could afford to take on their biggest rival.

In 2001 Sheez™ acquired Shize™️ LLC. Whilst now controlling the previously family-led business, Sheez™ kept the branding the same for all current products, and for future flavors as well. Although they were successful in their previous market, Sheez™ clearly struggled to connected with a wider worldwide audience. Their first flavour under the Shize™ brand, Four Cheese, performed well in Northern England, but couldn't find much commercial success elsewhere. From there it was a steady decline into the red, with their line of condiment-based flavours failing to impress audiences. Sheez™ would try to find their big break but only succeeded in further ruining the reputation of the Shize™ brand. One soda connoisseur would comment that Pineapple Pizza was, "The punchline to the joke that is the modern Shize™ line of sodas."

In 2012, John Shize III returned to take back his company. It is assumed that at this point Sheez™ PJSC no longer operated.

Flavors
The following flavours were all either released as Sheez™ PJSC, or as Shize™ whilst they had control.
 * Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew
 * Sheez™ Canada Shy
 * Shize™ Four Cheese
 * Shize™ Mustard
 * Shize™ Pineapple Pizza
 * Shize™ Tangy Ketchup
 * Shize™ Mayonnaise
 * Shize™ Raw Meat