Shize™️ LLC



"'Feel the Fizz Inside You!' - Shize™ Company Motto"

Shize™️ Limited Liability Company (LLC) is the creator and distributor of the Shize™️ brand of soft drinks and beverages. It was created and ran by the Shize Family.

Company Timeline
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 * Shize™ Original is invented by the Shize Family during a lengthy trip across the Atlantic Ocean.
 * Shize™ Veggie Broth is quickly formulated for a charity ball.
 * Shize™️ is contracted to clear a flood of molasses. Their success garners them a significant reputation, and they become a household name.
 * Shize™ Sunset Molasses is created with the abundant amount of molasses Shize™ now has.
 * Adverts are ran advertising Shize™ Sunset Molasses.
 * John Shize III and Josephine Shize are married.
 * John Shize IV is born.
 * John Shize II opens Shize™ Vegas Hotel and Casino on the Las Vegas strip. Shize™ Oysters Casino is released, exclusive to this venue.
 * John Shize II dies attempting the Flying Constantine.
 * Shize™ Blueberry Tart is created by John Shize III, making this his very first flavor.
 * Sometime after 1975, Shize™ French Vanilla is the second flavour John Shize III creates.
 * John Shize III and Josephine Shize celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary with Shize™ Honey Pot.
 * John Shize III throws a "Sweeter 21" party for his son, John Shize IV.
 * Shize™️ LLC is granted the Royal Warrant for soda manufacturing. Shize™ Cream Tea is released in celebration.
 * Shize™ Tropical Storm is originally formulated as a limited-edition flavor for the 1992 Ball Games.
 * The infamous Shize™ Tropical Storm scandal hits. Shize™ Tropical Storm is dropped from shelves.
 * Shize™ Cherry Pop is formulated.
 * Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew is released.
 * At some point before 2001, Sheez™ Canada Shy is released by Sheez™ PJSC.
 * Sheez™ PJSC acquires Shize™.
 * Shize™ Four Cheese is launched.
 * John Shize III leaves the company.
 * Now that enough time has passed since the controversy, Shize™ Tropical Storm is reintroduced for good.
 * The late John Shize II's beloved Shize™ Vegas Hotel and Casino collapses for unknown reasons.
 * Sheez™ releases Shize™ Mustard.
 * Shize™ Pineapple Pizza is launched.
 * Shize™ Tangy Ketchup is launched.
 * Shize™ Mayonnaise is launched.
 * At some point before 2012, Shize™ Raw Meat is launched.
 * John Shize III returns to lead Shize™.
 * Shize™ Light Edition is John Shize III's first new formulation since his departure. It is released in honour of his late son.
 * Shize™ Gamer Energy is released.
 * Shize™ Liquorliscious is released.
 * Shize™ Ful Medames is released. John Shize III is granted access to ancient Egyptian artefacts.
 * One devoted Shizehead™️ prompts the release of Shize™ Lingonberry.
 * Shize™ Juicy Melon is released.
 * A Shize™ Research and Development facility is created in Hokkaido, Japan.
 * Shize™ Vegetable Broth is reintroduced for good.
 * Shize™ Taro Tease is released.
 * John Shize III extends an olive branch to his son's widow, Joy Shize, in the form of Shize™ Blushing Rose.
 * John Shize III ruins Christmas for millions with the release of Shize™ Cheeky Bit O' Pud.
 * Shize™ Cheeky Bit O' Pud is pulled from shelves.
 * Shize™ Elderflower is launched.
 * John Shize III announces that Shize™ LLC will be diversifying into fishery, submersibles, and ocean exploration.
 * It is revealed to Shize™ shareholders that John Shize III has been secretly selling off facilities for a secret project.
 * The Shize™ Heritage Collection is released, a celebration of every can that has brought us to this point.
 * John Shize III dies quite suddenly.
 * Intern Suzie O. Fishbarck pitches Shize™ Cookies 'n' Cream as a way to boost sales.
 * The Sapphic 2021 Collection is released, starting with Shize™ Blueberry Melon Twist.
 * Suzie O. Fishbarck is appointed the new Shize™ CEO. Her first move is to serve Shize™ Eternal Devotion at the board's exclusive Valentine's Day party.