Shize™ Mayonnaise

Shize™ Mayonnaise is the 21st playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

History
After the terrible sales of Shize™ Pineapple Pizza and Shize™ Raw Meat, the Russian Sheez™ executive decided to dial it back on the odd flavours and, in a desperate attempt to keep hold of the direction of the company, they launched one last condiment-inspired formula. 2011's Shize™ Mayonnaise was the last of the ill-advised flavours brought to the Sheez™ shelves before John Shize III's triumphant return.

Description
Day or night, you will always find Shize™ Mayonnaise grinding away at the gym. The one thing they love more than checking themselves out in the steamed-up mirror in front of the leg press is a sweet, attentive partner to cuddle and watch movies with. They may be known for bench pressing a man with their face (wait, what face?) but beneath their well-defined pectorals, there's a tender heart.

Likes and Dislikes
Likes: Egg Whites, Leg Day, The Smell of Popcorn, Industrial Techno

Dislikes: Shize™ Tangy Ketchup Damp Towels, Pulling a Muscle, Baggy Clothes

Quotes
All of Shize™ Mayonnaise's lines are in Russian. "Hello Sandwich I'm your Mayo..." - Greeting quote

Success

 * *Good Russian Sounds*
 * "Da!!!"
 * *Happy Soviet Gasp*
 * *Sexy Muscly Flex*
 * "C'mon! Spread faster! Yeah!" - Level Complete

Failure

 * *Draining Sound*
 * *Spraining Sound*
 * *Straining Sound*

Trivia

 * This can is seen wearing nothing, but has two large flexing muscular human arms.
 * The background for this level is a large professional gym.